tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14812522.post2445626227210861922..comments2023-10-26T03:07:22.405-05:00Comments on Random Midnight Thoughts: Whoops...Chris the Hippiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18434819898396611160noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14812522.post-65804101694472236052007-05-04T16:36:00.000-05:002007-05-04T16:36:00.000-05:00Well I'm glad you asked. . .They put signs on city...Well I'm glad you asked. . .<BR/><BR/>They put signs on city property to justify all the money they spend on mowing that isn't really needed. If they don't come to your neighborhood, it's because there is a doughnut shop between them and you.<BR/><BR/>Your car gets better mileage than your bike for the same reason my rear tires wear out faster than the front tires. Born to be wild and all that.<BR/><BR/>Dirty jokes travel faster than light - scientists are still working on this.<BR/><BR/>Celine has a house in Hobe Sound Florida on Jupiter Island. I cruise past her house when I go south on the intracoastal waterway.Capt. Fogghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03093968390001879062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14812522.post-22066079924197758832007-05-04T08:24:00.000-05:002007-05-04T08:24:00.000-05:00...but... but if I cut the weeds, the yard won't b......but... but if I cut the weeds, the yard won't be green anymore.sparrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08838935957994302879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14812522.post-3424690151754689222007-05-03T14:05:00.000-05:002007-05-03T14:05:00.000-05:00I'm sure your initial questions were rhetorical, b...I'm sure your initial questions were rhetorical, but I'll answer one of them anyway :)<BR/><BR/>The weed police will check out a yard only if they get a report/request about it. They don't go out on patrol on their segways at $15/hr.<BR/><BR/>It's the citizen's duty to rat out their neighbors.<BR/><BR/>So, in your neighborhood you either have very tolerant people who don't want "the man" coming into their neighborhood, or they just don't care that the foot-tall green thing in their neighbor's yard is a noxious weed poised to take over the earth.<BR/><BR/>Some "city property" is the responsibility of the homeowner whose land abutts it, like the space between the sidewalk and the street. Other property may appear to be city property but really isn't. Another explanation could be that the right hand knows not that the left hand is slacking off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14812522.post-23682771148645101462007-05-03T10:14:00.000-05:002007-05-03T10:14:00.000-05:00Regarding the violinist story, there has to be a u...Regarding the violinist story, there has to be a universal truth buried in that story... But danged if I can decipher it.<BR/><BR/>But I bet really great prostitutes have similar stories to tell, but I don't think I'd make sense of them, either.<BR/><BR/>In my view, the only purpose to war is to keep ME safe. If you view it in that light, this war is working. But there are certainly a significant number of people who can't say this, but most of whom accepted that the risk of enemy action and friendly incompetence could result in war not being good for them.<BR/><BR/>Ants have wars, according to PBS... There's a universal truth buried in that, which I can't decipher, either...Bert Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14601645383399698392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14812522.post-17361753384392747982007-05-02T15:34:00.000-05:002007-05-02T15:34:00.000-05:00Oops, let me finish..I see it as Arty, Oh Gee. Lik...Oops, let me finish..<BR/><BR/><BR/>I see it as Arty, Oh Gee. Like...geez post once in awhile, ArtyLeonessehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04910799095745831330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14812522.post-91517369139616607742007-05-02T15:33:00.000-05:002007-05-02T15:33:00.000-05:00Wait, wait, waaaaaaiiiiit a minute here....You mea...Wait, wait, waaaaaaiiiiit a minute here....<BR/><BR/>You mean I am supposed to eat funky green things instead of lovely little chocolate bundles of heaven? Aaaaand I am supposed to move? <BR/><BR/>Dammit. <BR/><BR/>Oh, and my verification for the day is artyojge. <BR/><BR/>I see it as Arty, Oh Gee. Like...geez post once in awhile.Leonessehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04910799095745831330noreply@blogger.com